exp0rted:

we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy

(via lanadelheeeey)

1500hp:

enough about me lets talk about your money

(via lanadelheeeey)

bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

• cute
• fluffy
• sleep a lot
• no exam s

(via chillwhore)

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

(via raelynneee)

jesuschristvevo:

i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im like “what are you doing with my mom”

(via together-notalone)