spiderm-n:

A blowjob isn’t with your mouth, it’s with your heart

(via the-white-cracker)

trapical:

to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me

(via the-white-cracker)

vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

(via a-little-insane)

(Source: blindthoughts)